5 Word Reviews is now *CLOSED*

Hi guys,

Thank you for reading over the years.  I am now concentrating my efforts on two blogs:

A Wee Bit About
http://aweebitabout.blogspot.co.uk/

A blog concentrating on the UK wrestling scene and a few other bits and pieces from wrestling.


Super Duper Stream
http://superduperstream.blogspot.co.uk/

My original "catch all" blog is returning as my default blog for everything non-wrestling related ie movie reviews, essays, etc.


I hope you all bookmark the above and continue reading.  I will keep this blog open for posterity but it will not be updated in the future.



Thanks

Chris 

Film -- A Perfect Getaway (2009)

A Perfect Getaway (2009) [click for full-length review]
Genuine Thriller With Self-Referential Humour

Film -- Miss Potter (2006)

Miss Potter (2006)
Personifies Beatrix - Imaginative, Abrasive, Unique

Film -- The Craft (1996)

The Craft (1996)
Mostly Nonsense, But Beautifies Imperfection

Television -- Big Brother 2009 - Day 45 (reality)

Big Brother 2009 - Day 45 (reality)
"After One Day? Come On!!"

Film -- The Dark Knight (2008)

The Dark Knight (2008)
Ledger, Eckhart, Oldman - Perfect Performances

Television -- Big Brother 2009 - Day 44 (reality)

Big Brother 2009 - Day 44 (reality)
Annoying New Housemates Rightfully Booed

Film -- American History X (1998)

American History X (1998)
Powerful - Destroys All Moral Preconceptions

Film -- Goodfellas (1990)

Goodfellas (1990)
Suavely Proves "Crime Doesn't Pay"

Television -- Big Brother 2009 - Day 43 (reality)

Big Brother 2009 - Day 43 (reality)
Smoking & Stalking Aren't Good Television

Game -- GTA: III (console)

GTA: III (console)
Truly Defined 3D Gaming - Wonderful!

Game -- GTA: Vice City (console)

GTA: Vice City (console)
Perfect - A Rarity In Sequels

Game -- GTA: San Andreas (console)

GTA: San Andreas (console)
Far, Far, Far Too Huge!!

Film -- Surf's Up (2007)

Surf's Up (2007)
Tony Hawk Generation's Coolest Cartoon

Film -- Happy Feet (2006)

Happy Feet (2006)
Joyfully Intelligent Musical Penguin Cartoon

Film -- PCU (1994)

PCU (1994)
Slacker School With Super Sountrack

Film -- Empire Records (1995)

Empire Records (1995)
True Reflection Of '90s Teens

Television -- Big Brother 2009 - Day 42 (reality)

Big Brother 2009 - Day 42 (reality)
Short Lived, But Entertaining, Revolution

Game -- Red Remover (online)

Red Remover (online)
Simple, Cutesy, Nice Little Puzzler

Game -- Choose Your 2012 (online)

Choose Your 2012 (online)
Armageddon Sandbox - Play As God

Website -- NotDoppler.com

http://www.notdoppler.com
Decent Compiler Of Decent Games

Website -- OriginXt.com

http://www.originxt.com
Friendly, Long Running, Intelligent Forum

Website -- Cracked.com

http://www.cracked.com
Usually Hilarious, But Quite NSFW

Music Album -- Refused - The Shape Of Punk To Come (1998)

Refused - The Shape Of Punk To Come (1998)
The Quintessentially Definitive Punk Album

Television -- Big Brother (reality)

Big Brother (reality)
Hit? Miss? Changes Every Year

Television -- Miami Ink (reality)

Miami Ink (reality)
Insightful View Of Real Artists

Television -- Dog The Bounty Hunter (reality)

Dog The Bounty Hunter (reality)
Entertaining, Confusing, Some Cheesy Parts

Television -- Lost (series)

Lost (series)
Deeper And Smarter Than Peers

Film -- Zack And Miri Make A Porno (2008)

Zack And Miri Make A Porno (2008)
Only Funny On First Viewing

Film -- Clerks II (2006)

Clerks II (2006)
As Good As The Original

Film -- Jersey Girl (2004)

Jersey Girl (2004)
Better Than Critics Would Suggest

Film -- Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)

Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Succeeds Despite Numerous Self-References

Film -- Dogma (1999)

Dogma (1999)
Perfectly Blends Humour With Drama

Film -- Chasing Amy (1997)

Chasing Amy (1997)
Tries Mixing Too Many Genres

Film -- Mallrats (1995)

Mallrats (1995)
Decent, Silly, Comedy For Teens

Film -- Clerks (1994)

Clerks (1994)
Best Cult B&W Flick? Likely

Film -- S. Darko (2009)

S. Darko (2009)
Different Enough From Brother "Donnie"

Film -- Donnie Darko (2001)

Donnie Darko (2001)
Mindblowing Trip That Rivals "2001"

Film -- Robin Hood (1973)

Robin Hood (1973)
Improved Telling Of Classic Story

Film -- The Aristocats (1970)

The Aristocats (1970)
Wanna Be A Cat? Catchy!

Film -- Lady And The Tramp (1955)

Lady And The Tramp (1955)
Realistic Metaphors - Love, Family, Society

Film -- Peter Pan (1953)

Peter Pan (1953)
Timeless Tale For Eternal Kids

Film -- Sleeping Beauty (1959)

Sleeping Beauty (1959)
Villain Maleficent Is Truly Terrifying

Film -- Aice In Wonderland (1951)

Alice In Wonderland (1951)
Vibrant, Fervent, Joyously Crazy Fun!

Film -- Dumbo (1941)

Dumbo (1941)
Poignantly Teaches Courage And Acceptance

Book -- A Million Little Pieces - James Frey (2003)

A Million Little Pieces - James Frey (2003)
Great Book Despite Dubious "Truths"

Book -- Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas - Hunter S. Thompson (1971)

Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas - Hunter S. Thompson (1971)
Nonsense Pornography For Wannabe Junkies

Book -- Atlas Shrugged - Ayn Rand (1957)

Atlas Shrugged - Ayn Rand (1957)
Futility Of Reason Battling Unreason

Film -- Monster's Ball (2001)

Monster's Ball (2001)
Boring Monstrosity, Though Ledger's Good

Film -- Corky Romano (2001)

Corky Romano (2001)
Kattan Funnier Than Carrey? Possible